Thursday, May 2, 2013

Grandpa Willy

(Biff describing Willy to his kids)

He was a misunderstood man. He was brave in his words. Your grandfather was a proud, successful and mistreated man. Though me might have lost his way here and there not one guy would ever call him a bad man. He was well-liked by everyone. Grandpa Willy never was good with a car though (chuckles) which is why he isn't here to laugh and love on you guys today. Boy did he love life though! He loved his wife and his boys and always wanted the best for them just as I do for you. It is hard for kids to understand just how much their parents love them. Some day you guys will know just what I mean by that. And boy, could he sell! Up until his last day I swear he was trying to sell me to everyone else! Going around telling Charlie and your grandma, even his brother sometimes how I was going to be a big shot just like him. And boy did I want to be a big shot! Just like old pops. Yeah, he may have been a little rough around the edges, but that's what happens after all the miles, all the appointments, and being busy getting people to like you all the time. He was a good man, guys, ah I miss him. Don't you ever forget your grandfather, you hear? If you do I swear that man will jump right out of his grave and give you a talking to. He'll be telling you about old Uncle Ben and how a man can walk into a jungle just a teen and walk out at twenty one years old, rich as a golden sucker. Now that's success boys! That's the beauty of this world! Any man who is well-liked like your grandpa can really make a shoe shine! Just look at how well I turned out! That's what you boys want, right? (silence) ...Right boys? Answer me! God damnit I gave you an order!

(Boys in unison) Yes dad, that's what we want, we'll make you proud.

Class Review

Favorite Poem: Sunflower Sutra
Least Favorite Poem: The Red Wheelbarrow--there's not much to it and it was hard to relate to.

Favorite Short Story: Orientation
Least Favorite Short Story: Bartleby--couldn't connect to it in any way, honestly found it boring and aggrivating.

Next semester's English 150 students should definitely read The Death of  a Salesman.

I liked watching both Bartleby and The Death of a Salesman in class in tangent with reading the plays. Especially with The Death of a Salesman because it made the story much easier to understand.

Favorite in-class activity: Analyzing poems, though I wish we would have analyzed eachother's rather than people we will never recieve feedback from.
Least Favorite in-class activity: Group work, there's too much of it

I hate giving presentations so I am glad we never got to them:)

I actually really liked the blog entries. It gave us a chance to give our input and do something more fun than just "P" assignments. I enjoyed the poetry entries the most, and the short story entries the least.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Linda Speaks

April 22, 1928

Dear Diary,

Biff and Willy are fighting again. It seems like every time he comes home Willy goes into fits. All he wants is the best for his sons, both of them, is that so hard to understand? I feel that Biff and Happy are too harsh on their father, he has worked his whole life to give them the best and yet they turn their backs on him when hard times arise. Willy does not make things much easier, his nightly exploits have worsened over the years. Sometimes I lay in bed wondering if I should just leave him out in the street, walking and talking with the wind. Perhaps this is what he wants. Perhaps then Willy can finally be content.

June 5, 1930

The boys have succeeded! Biff and Happy are finally businessmen, in tangent selling sporting goods. Oh what joy I have, oh what pride I have for my boys! Willy is thrilled as well, he instructs the boys daily on proper business etiquette, and though they may laugh at him now they will thank him in the future I am sure. I hope that maybe someday Willy can retire and spend his days in business with his sons. Though this may seem far-fetched now I believe it to be a necessity. I will make it a point to mention this tonight at dinner, if Willy allows. I wouldn't want to send him into fits again, I don't enjoy it when he slaps me.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The Lottery

Author: Shirley Jackson
Title: "The Lottery"
Premise Theme: The tribal nature of any small community

     I grew up in a small town. With that being said, there is a reason I don't live there anymore. The small town vibe I got when reading this short story, though much more violent, reminds me a lot of home. Not in the sense that we get together once a year and stone a person to death, but rather that things that are disturbing to the general flow of things tend to be swept under the rug. I remember in high school that if one of the football or mens' basketball players got caught with something bad, say underage drinking or failing classes, one minute they were being threatened with suspension and the next they were on the court or field playing again. They'd never actually face the consequences of their actions. Everyone around them seemed to defend the person with the infraction, and soon enough the situation was swept under the rug completely never to be brought up again.
     The situation seems to be the same within the community described by Jackson in her short story. The townspeople seem to have no emotions after killing a member of their community. They even say, "'guess we better get started, get this over with, so's we can go back to work'" (pg. 292).Once they get the process of killing someone "over with" the townspeople go right back to their daily activities. Like in my small town, the situation gets swept under the rug.
     I think another thing that has not yet been brought up in class is the statement made by the author that is revealed in the biography. It reads, "I supposed, I hoped, by setting a particularly brutal ancient rite in the present and in my own village, to shock the story's readers with a graphic dramatization of the pointless violence and general inhumanity in their own lives (pg. 290)." This, to me, explains exactly what the author was trying to do with this story. A theme, that has not been pointed out in class is the inner evil that lies inside every person. This story makes us doubt the next man or woman's true intentions, and wonder if we really are the modern day sophisticated specimens we pretend to be.
     This story upsetted the New York community in 1948 when it was released by the New York Times, and I believe it was for many reasons. It upsetted the status quo, the view that people had of their world at the time, and made them doubt their fellow man--given this was after the depression and war times, it was the perfect time to strike a nerve within every person that read it. Do I believe it is realistic? No, however, I do believe that it was symbolic of Jackson's views of her life, her community and her overall view of society.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Mock Facebook Page

 Louise Mallard

  • 10 Posts
    1. Well, it's confirmed, my heart isn't as agile as I had wished.
    2. Rest in peace my love, you will be terribly missed. --with Josephine & Richards
    3. I just can't stop crying..
    4. Spring is in the air!
    5. I feel something is coming, I just can't place it..
    6. I am afraid. So many days ahead of me and I don't know how to face them.
    7. I am so alone, alone forever.
    8. Free! Body and soul free!
    9. I only pray that I can live a long life.
    10. My husband is alive! Thank the--
  • The thing about windows is they seem to take you away with them.. 
  • Article: Spring is coming!

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Boys, Boys

"Girl" Imitation

Stand up straight, tuck in your shirt. No, you can't wear pink. Don't talk to your momma like that. No girl sports. Take care of your brother and sister. You will do the dishes for momma after dinner every night. Every weekend you are to mow lawns and save for college. No, you can't wear pink. You can only stay out late with teammates, don't go bringing a girl around here. Work hard in school. Only smart kids can play sports. No, you can't watch those sappy flicks. Someday you will have to take care of your mother and I. You are to be a businessman, not a grunt like me. Don't you dare disrespect your elders. And no, for god sakes, you can't wear pink.

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Dialogue

Narrative: Robin and Claire are best friends. Recently, they have taken to a healthier lifestyle and now spend at least an hour a day working out and getting into shape at the gym. Tonight they are doing the same, but have decided to use a machine in the gym they have never used before. The two are twins, the machines that is, both working hip abductors but doing so in the opposite direction. The two girls take a seat.

Robin: "I love these machines, really work your butt."

Claire: "Can you say bikini?"

Robin: "What?"

Claire: "Every time I do a rep, no matter how embarassing it looks I say bikini! It reminds me of why I am doing this."

Robin: "Why is this embarassing?"

Claire: "Are you kidding, these machines make us look like we're maids in waiting, if you know what I mean. Swing my legs open, HELLO!"

--Both laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes"

Claire: "I feel like we should name these the hello machines."

Robin: "I think we can come up with something better than that." (Smiles)

Claire:"I know! We can call them spread and eagle!"

--Both burst out in laughter yet again--

Robin: "I knew there was a reason we are friends."

Claire: "Just trying to keep things entertaining that's all!"